Quotes:
Gabe V & Myself: "Everyone Should Live In Fenton"DaveSegs: and i would like to comment that if there were 6 billion poeple living in fenton i would probably kill myself
Me in a Conversation with Barry: "There Is No Buddha, Only Fat Men"
Barry: "God Is A Slice Of Cheese"
Kathryn: "If you were my homework, i'd be doing you on the desk right now."
Lexxie: You are a fruit, but not a gay fruit. A funny fruit.
Me: There are gay fruits? What do you mean, like a papiya?
Someone At School: I watch this tv show everday; its called The Lines that Jiggle.
Kate: My dog and this other female dog kept clawing at eachother!
Liz: Thats why they are called bitches, kate.
Alex: life is life and that is life
Alex: one man's junk is another man's good junk
Auto response from MuNoRtAp OtCePxE: Friends are like bras, close to your heart and all about the support.
goldgriffin05 (5:12:59 PM): yay im a bra
MuNoRtAp OtCePxE (5:31:05 PM): yes tj u are a bra
MuNoRtAp OtCePxE (5:31:13 PM): a nice black lacey one
(Comparing Sandra to The Little Prince)
Bluepen Stair: Are you saying I have no talent and that I need to have it rediscovered?
MuNoRtAp OtCePxE: im saying u are the author
MuNoRtAp OtCePxE: and mrs grana is the mean people who talk about hats
Ashley: Its so tasteful I could eat it.
Me: This place is really gloomy looking, like Kansas.
Caitlyn: Toto, we aren't in Kansas anymore.
Me: Oh my God! We are in Kansas and you are Toto!
Caitlyn: Michele, the couch is talking to me!
Me: Caitlyn, I'm not lost, I just don't know were to park!
Lexxie: Oh wow I almost peed my pants from laughing so hard. That was an excersize.
Me: Wait, what exactly were you excersizing?
Lexxie: I don't know my face and neck hurts, why?
Me: Well we were just talking about holding in pee so I thought you meant kegel excersizes.
Mandi: Tell me about yourself.
Me: What? If you want to know anything ask one of them.
Caitlyn: Look, all you need to know is that she likes Harry Potter and is forgetful, very forgetful.
trAcknfiEldbAbE7: eat ur hershey's child and keep ur mind innocent
MuNoRtAp OtCePxE: did you know some people compare chocolate to sex
trAcknfiEldbAbE7: michele stop doing ur chocolate
wubbie1488: am i just a number to you?
wubbie1488: because if i am, im going to fontbonne university
wubbie1488: where i am not a number
Lexxie: This tastes familiar, but I don't know what it is. It tastes like ass.
Liz: She looks like a little pig suckling. Suckle, Steph Barry, Suckle.
Auto response from MuNoRtAp OtCePxE: Friends are like bras, close to your heart and all about the support.
trAcknfiEldbAbE7: I'm not a bra, I'm a thong!
wubbie1488: this is so exciting i might wet my depends
trAcknfiEldbAbE7: you are REALLY a spy for the secret stripper agency... AND ur leader is harry potter
Me: Look its a lion!
Sr. Maureen Flynn: Look its a fish!
Jess: Pillows make everything happy
captainslowjr: if it weren't for the girl-on-girl action...i'd vote for lesbianism
Thanks to Terese for this one:
Soph: I didn't know jrs were upperclassmen, I thought that was only seniors. What am i?
Mrs. Forester: A dumb fool.
wubbie1488: hm why is prostitution illegal
wubbie1488: not that i want to be a prostitute
TheoryOfOne2004: i find that life is like a box of chocolates, its always the damn coconut one
lovelylady6288: and i don't go around singing about my orgasms
wubbie1488: geez im not a penis
wubbie1488: i melt in ure mouth girl not in ur hand
jeisman22: i think your like hermoine
jeisman22: she was also pretty sassy
Kazuma is king:u know how much duct tape it takes to keep these things under control?!?!?
LrUgYeKnOd417: In order to go where you have never been, you must do something you have never done
wubbie1488: im the queen, ill be doing the damning
wubbie1488: hmm i think the chesire cat and i would go very well together because we think alike that would be a very long-lasting relationship
wubbie1488: smiling frogs make the world go round
wubbie1488: stop sending me elderly people porn
wubbie1488: i wish i had a kitten to keep in a poptart box
wubbie1488: cherish your kisses
wubbie1488: and the huge smoking slug thing will marry us on top of the giant mushroom
wubbie1488: im a kilted wonder
Sarah: Where in the world is Carmen SandiNarup?
Father Glen: And when all of those floosies who didn't listen to your dance talks get pregnant you can be there to deliver their babies in record time.
Devin: love is wut breaks boundaries and wut sets them, its the glue that holds together the earth, its wut keeps us all going rather we relize it or not, love is all and the only thing we as people will ever need, to not know love is to not know urself, we all have love in us
munortapotcepxe: you are a peach
Ammie: um.. thanks
Ammie: but i prefer nectarines
munortapotcepxe: ok u can be that
Ammie: good
Ammie: they taste better with whipped cream
munortapotcepxe: are you saying you taste better with whipped cream?
Ammie: yes
Ms. Ahrens: Dude dogs hump dude dogs all the time! Dogs just do a lot of humping!
Ms. Ahrens: There are no road blocks in sex...it's a greased slope!
Ms. Ahrens: Can't touch this...I mean, he can, but you can't
Ms. Ahrens: I have read books, people have told me, I AM A GOOD KISSER!
Ms. Ahrens: I am 3x 12 years old and I haven't had sex yet...YOU WILL NOT DIE!
Ms. Ahrens: Do not wear a tampon for more than 8 hours. If you do, you WILL get TSS, and DIE!